We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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