Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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