Whod you bang
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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