i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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