you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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