found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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