Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this beer tastes like vomit already
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
