Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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