did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
