Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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