Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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