quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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