Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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