dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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