just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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