speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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