I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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