If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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