girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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