Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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