i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
