Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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