i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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