You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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