My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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