that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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