Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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