suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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