What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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