I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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