Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
send nudes
from the living room?
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