Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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