Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
it glows. i had to have it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Two words: nipple clamps
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