hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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