i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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