He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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