OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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