At least make sure they are 18
Why
Soap is not a condiment
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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