what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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