she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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