Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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