Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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