Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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