why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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