the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
