Dual....:-)
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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