Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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