I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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