Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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