sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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