So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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