That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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