google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
