I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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